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[ruined_balloon]

Whatever happened to "O'Boises"?? Remember them? O'Boises are O'Boisterous! was their theme song.. I don't think I ever ate one. Boisterous potato chips did not sound appetizing.
It's kind of like when they started making the green M&M sexy.
I can't help but think that promiscuous little green circle with her fake eyelashes and white stripper shoes is completely disease ridden by now.
Herpes=Not Tasty.
I have stopped eating M&Ms.

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[ashendi.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Linda, for making me briefly contemplate the sex life of promiscuous chocolates.

Goddamnit.